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Some names have been changed to protect the innocent, but mostly because they suck
I am in and ready to dominate
When: Sunday October 14th
Where: Crown Point Stadium
First Pitch: 11:00
RealWiffleBall.com presents:
Doubleheader
Status: IN
Way to kick ass Paul
If we can't get 6 vets I'm not playin. I got better s%$t to do than watch
dingers go over X's head. Unless of course the other team gets stuck with
him. And even then it degrades the sport. If someone heard us talk s#@t
about how serious we play and then showed up and saw X playin they'd
laugh at us. Sorry but it's the ugly truth.
What a bunch of f*$#ing panzies......if you can't take the heat get out of
the kitchen.
I'm sorry did I hurt someone feelings? TUFF S%@T!!!!!!!!
What a goddamn good wiffle day! the first game is a classic
for the rooks to watch in training. the second game was "where's
X" then hit it to him. third and fourth games showed we own the
field and who may walk onto it, retired vets can still coach, and dell vest
helps overall bat speed. 6 homers
-----Vegas Odds-------
____1st Dell Vest recipient_____
Field 1-1
(includes mo's and rooks)
Darren 2-1
Drive By 3-1
Hizer 6-1
Nanni 7-1
Frazier 9-1
Fuentes 10-1
Merkle 25-1 (even without presence he has odds)
You gave up f#%@ing 12 runs in the first inning... what kind of award do you
want.. "Worst Pitcher Ever"?
Has the city dedicated my mvp monument yet?
Yes Gene, you are officially The Los Osos Most Valuable Pussy...
You guys need to tell Jason. I mean is pretty awful to let this continue...
f@#k it I will tell him... Jason, the league is considering banning you
from all future games due to your lack of talent and overall pathetic
performance. I'm sorry but I had to tell him...
He lives in a fantasy world, but is a great s#@t-talker. There was that one
moment in WBHistory i'll never forget. Bottom of the ninth, down by a couple
runs vs. team Mexico, he steps to the plate, points to the fence and says,
"i'm tired, i'm hungry and I want to go home" and then jacks one to win the
game. He hasn't had a moment like it since, but it will forever be etched in
the minds of all who were there that fateful day.
Jay, if you faced paul regularly you'd have 100 dinggers on the year. if you
were pitching to him you'd have 100 K's. He's got the right attitude but
skills are diminishing.
Do odds differ after the stretch?
m back my title... and to rope th
OK this weekend a rook came out and said "Hey man you take it too serious
it's just a game" and then he proceeded to suck, make errors and swing the bat like a freaking MOE.
The state of the game is regressing...We need to eliminate these fools who think it's a rec league and
playing half ass is not an option
OUT
You know that old littering commercial with the indian with a single tear
falling while looking around at the park with all the shit in it? That's how
I feel when a rookie degrades the game we love.
i think he should be on the black list.....
another quote from him "dude, i never played high school or college baseball
like you guys"
whoa i didnt know it was a prerequisite for having a freaking inkling of
athletic skill
walshy had a confirmed 18 in game 1 yesterday
breaking the old record of 17 held also by him
he got it in the final out
yes there was a rook and a minor leaguer on the team
but also darren and j. frazier
wow
18
good junk but its hittable...
can change speeds with a good heater
and a drop down side arm fast riser ala PM
hear the
He's hittable paul, both of those days he got alot of k's I wasn't around.
When you are without the best pure hitter in the league you can go up there
with confidence knowing you won't have to face the toughest out in the
league, ME.
2 players who have no idea of what the words commit and desire mean
never mind what it feels like to win
my title... and to rope that
I think that girl Fraz collided with had a ball-sack, she got up like it was nothin'...
he strike out record... can you hear the
Rocky theme song?
m back my title... and to rope that
Walshes ass all day long and break the strike out record... can you hear the
Rocky theme song?
yes Gene, you are officially The Los Osos Most Valuable Pussy..